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Telefonu' bun la toate...

postat de dragonfly in 2007-08-31 17:40
Mereu imi intreb prietenii(retoric) de ce dau o carutza de bani pe telefoanele mobile ?Ca doar nu stie sa faca de mancare,sa spele vase,sa-ti plimbe catelu'..
Well..ar fi bun un astfel de tilifon,nu?



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Just think..

postat de dragonfly in 2007-08-25 17:51

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“Multe persoane se tem de fericire. Pentru ca astfel de persoane să fie fericite în viaţă înseamnă să schimbe multe din obiceiurile lor – să-şi piardă simţul identităţii lor. Deseori avem rezerve faţă de lucrurile bune care ni se întîmpla. Nu le acceptăm, pentru că ne-ar face să ne simţim datori faţă de Dumnezeu.

Gîndim: ”Mai bine să nu bem din cupa fericirii pentru că atunci cînd va fi goală vom suferi cumplit”

Din cauza acestei frici de a ne micşora nu reuşim să creştem.

Din cauza fricii de plîns nu avem curaj să radem.”

PAULO COELHO

Maktub

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11th Hour

postat de dragonfly in 2007-08-16 15:32
Chiar s-a ajuns in a 11-a ora a lumii?



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S.H.I.T

postat de dragonfly in 2007-08-15 02:17
Iata de unde vine cuvantul shit..(mi-a fost lene sa traduc..you'll get the picture..)


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Certain types of manure used to be transported (as everything was years ago) by ship.

In dry form it weighed a lot less than when wet, but once water (at sea) hit it, it not only

became heavier, but the process of fermentation began again, of which a by-product is

methane gas. As the stuff was stored below decks in bundles you can see what could

(and did) happen. Methane began to build up below decks and the first time someone

came below at night with a lantern, BOOOOM! Several ships were destroyed in this

manner before it was discovered what was happening. After that, the bundles of manure

were always stamped with the term "S.H.I.T" on them which meant to the sailors to

"Ship High In Transit."

In other words, high enough off the lower decks so that any water that came into the

hold would not touch this volatile cargo and start the production of methane.

Bet you didn't know the history of that word.


Sursa

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Geeks do it better!

postat de dragonfly in 2007-08-09 15:32
Narzii sau tocilarii se pare,dupa opinia unora, sunt cei buni de boyfriends.Daca stai sa te gandesti mai bine..majoritatea multimilionarilor au fost/sunt narzi..so....Bill Gates,just to name one..


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15 reasons why geeks make good boyfriends..

1.) While geeks and nerds may be awkward, they’re well-meaning 9 out of 10 times. That smooth dude with the sly grin and the spider hands? Wonder what HIS intentions are... plus, I’ve never had a geek guy not call me when he said he would. Score major points THERE.

2.) They’re useful. In this tech-savvy world, it’s great to have a b/f who can make your laptop, desktop, and just about anything else that plugs into a wall behave itself.

3.) They’re more romantic than they’re given credit for. Ok true, their idea of romance might be to make up a spiffy web-page with all the reasons why they love you, with links to pics of you and sonnets and such... but hey. It lasts longer than flowers, plus you can show your friends.

4.) Due to their neglected status, there are plenty to choose from. You like ‘em tall and slender? There are plenty of geeks/nerds who are. You like ‘em smaller with more meat on their bones? Got that too.

5.) They’ve got brains. Come on now, how can intelligence be a bad thing?

6.) Most are quite good at remembering dates. Like birthdates and such, especially if they know it’ll make you happy. Due again to their neglected status, they’re more attentive than guys who “have more options”. Plus, with all that down time without a steady girlfriend, they’ll likely have mental lists of all the things they’d love to do once they GOT a girlfriend.

7.) Sex. Yep. Sex. I’m not really familiar with this myself, but I’ve friends who’ve been intimate with geek guys and it’s raves all around. They say a virgin wrote the Kama Sutra... all that time thinking about sex, imagining sex, dreaming about sex, (they are male after all) coupled with a desire to make you happy? Use your imagination.

8.) They’re relatively low-maintenance. Most can be fueled on pizza, Twinkies and Mt Dew. No complicated dinners needed here, so if you’re not the best cook, eh. Can you order a pizza?

9.) Most frequent bars as often as slugs frequent salt mines. You won’t have to worry much about your geek guy getting his “groove” on with club hotties because, frankly, he’ll be too busy rooting around under his computer wondering where that spare cable went. You won’t have to worry about him flirting with other women because, 9 out of 10 times, he’ll zip right by them in a perfect b-line towards the nearest electronics store. I’ve seen this happen.
Me: “Eww. Victoria Secret’s Models... They’re so skinny. How is that feminine? You can see her ribs!”
Geek Guy: “ooooooo...”
Me: “Hey!” *notices he is staring lustfully towards the computer store*
Geek Guy: “What?”
Me: “Never mind...”

10.) Although he may not want to go to every outing with you, you can arrange swaps, as in, you’ll go to his Gamer Con dressed as an elf princess if he’ll take you to the ballet. Plus, if he doesn’t want to go someplace with you, you won’t have to worry much about what he’s up to. You’ll probably come home to find him asleep on his keyboard in a sea of Mt. Dew cans with code blinking from the screen. It’s ok. He’s used to this. Just toss a blanket over him and turn out the light.

11.) His friends aren’t jerks. I can’t stress this enough. You’ll more likely get “Omg! A GIRL!! Can I see?!” than “Hey hot stuff back that ass up here and let me get some grub on...” They’re awkward geeks too and will, 9 times out of 10, treat you with the utmost respect and, more than likely, a note of awe. A cute girl picked one of their clan to date? It could happen to them! Hope! Drag some of your single girlfriends over, open up a pack of Mt. Dew, crack open the DnD set and get working. Nothing impresses geek guys more than a girl who can hack-n-slash (well ok maybe if she can code... a geek can dream).

12.) They’re rarely if ever possessive. They trust you, so you can be yourself around them. You like to walk around the house in a ratty t-shirt for comfort? He won’t care. He does too! They won’t get pissy if you don’t wear make-up or don’t want to bother primping your hair. If you gain a few pounds, they won’t try their best to make you feel like crap.

13.) They’re usually very well educated. Physics majors and the like. See #5. You won’t have to listen to him blathering on about his car (ok maybe a little), he’ll have loads of other interesting things to talk about. Politics, world events, how much the chicken burgers down at the local place rock, so long as you douse them in hot sauce...

14.) You’ll almost never have to hear, “Yaw dawg whazzap!!” plop out of their mouths. Unless it’s in jest. They spell properly, use correct punctuation, and are able to tell the difference between the toilet and the floor. They almost never get “wasted”, so you won’t have to worry about coming home to find him and his friends passed out on the floor amidst a pile of beer bottles. Mt. Dew cans, perhaps...

15.) And the final reason why geeks and nerds make great boyfriends: They actually give a damn about you. Not how you look (though that’s a plus), not how skinny you are, not how much make-up you primp yourself up with, but they like you for you. That kind of thing lasts longer than “DaMN baby you got a fine ass!!!” Believe me.

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Think about this...

postat de dragonfly in 2007-08-02 01:58
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La terminarea scolii generale,un copil a fost deja martor ,prin intermediul televizorului , la peste 8000 de crime si 100.000 de acte de violenta..

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Stiati ca...

postat de dragonfly in 2007-07-25 15:00
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In Anglia medievala era interzis pentru cupluri sa faca sex fara aprobarea regelui. Cand un cuplu vroia copii trebuia sa ceara o aprobare scrisa de la rege si primea o placa pe care o puneau in casa si pe care scria "Fornication Under Consent of the King" (F.U.C.K.) De acolo vine acel cuvant.....


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You'll never gonna guess..

postat de dragonfly in 2007-07-24 00:39
Cine sta la bratul frumoasei Jenny McCarthy???U're not gonna belive this..I didn't..

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Raspunsul mai tz..

Later edit:Yup,that's Jim Carrey..cu noua lui freza hippie..Weird,nu?
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Raspunsul corect a fost dat de Dan

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Chirurgia plastica

postat de dragonfly in 2007-05-10 15:34
Chirurgia plastica era odinioara "rezervata" numai oamenilor ce fusesera desfigurati in diverse accidente.Acum cine are bani,curaj si putina nebunie merge la domnu' doctor sa-i taie,sa-i bage si sa-i coasa orice si oriunde..
Vedetele din SUA si-au facut din asta un hobby deja si nu le mai poate opri nimeni sa-si mutileze corpurile ..
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Sursa:Plastic Surgery of Celebrities

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Just think about this...

postat de dragonfly in 2007-04-05 11:34
In grupurile de lei,cam 90% din vanat il aduc leoaicile.Why?Pentru ca leul(a se citi regele animalelor) prefera sa se odihneasca decat sa-si riste viata pentru prada..

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